today, i received this message regarding 'what can $5 get you?':
reminds me of this one time i had a dispute over the price of a blowjob, or portion thereof. i don’t know whether it was because her technique, so to speak, sucked, or whether it was just that i‘d had one too many cuba libres, but whatever the reason it took such a long time she got tired and quit. now here’s the thing. i was perfectly willing to give her a little extra for her effort if she’d managed to bring it off. but what I refused to do was to pay her for half a blowjob. what the fuck, I ask you, is HALF A BLOWJOB?
yours faithfully,
popeye
my response to 'popeye':
just for drinking cuba libres, you should expect nothing more than a fleeting brush of the lips to the cock, no matter what the price. everyone knows real men don’t drink rum and cokes.
1 comment:
white wine and sprite is still ok though, right?
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